Did that hurt??

Paul devised this idea were he cut up a small slice in the armpit of a and I can pass the drain collection bulb and put it in the shirt pocket. This system has worked beautifully so far. The visiting nurse came in today to check up on the drain and the wound and was very impressed with the contraption. Paul had left the bandage over the wound with temporary tape after my shower so that she could check out the wound. As expected, that passed with flying colors... however I had a complaint about "goop" appearing to clog the drain tube, she said "oh that is easy, you basically proceed to milk the tube and it will work itself through". She then proceeded to do this as if it was a basement sump pump. I unleash a few expletives in Spanish AND English... at which points she says I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT WOULD HURT. FUCKING OUCH!