breaking up
You know that being that anal Retentive, OCD person I am I wash my face regularly. Well! it turns out that the radiation makes your skin break out. You have to understand that I didn't break out with a zit or a pimple when I was nominated for an Oscar, when I had a Papal audience, or when I was meeting the Queen of England, (right after her annus horribilis speech, which btw she stole from my mother)
I am not supposed to scratch (and it itches like a MOFO. so there you have it , This fucking cancer is now interfering with my beauty... THE NERVE!!
ps... it turns out that I can't stand coffee in the morning anymore
2 Comments:
They sell Jolt gum these days!! Same amount of caffeine in two pieces of gum as in one cup of coffee!
Try Oil of Olay facial wipes for the beauty hang up, witch hazel for the itch & a Cosmo for the inconvience of the lack of coffee! You'll be fine... Quit bitchin'.
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