Submarine communications

For whatever reason, the tumor has given me the super power not to be able to cradle the phone between the neck and the collarbone.. Today as I was trying to show over the phone to my brother how well I was doing, I saw the phone take a 9.7 double forward somersault into the churning wash cycle hot water Luckily, the phone is now in heated recovery and once ahain receiving calls. I could not have dunked the 3rd base unit could I???? it ha to be the official first phone!