The new fry cycle

Sometimes you wonder how medieval a system of torture this radiation thing is. Well let me tell you, modesty goes very far out the window. The radiation for my pelvic-sanctum area requires 5 zappings... 3 in the posterior for which I am already developing a tan (ouch) and 2 on the side. The ones on the side are the most intense since they don't interfere with any other organs other than the cancer. The funny thing is that I have to put lots of moisturizer on the side because it looks crunchy peeling I had too much fun at the beach NOT!